The Ultimate British Ploughman’s Pickle

🌍 Cuisine: British
🏷️ Category: Condiments & Sauces
⏱️ Prep: 45 minutes
🍳 Cook: 1 hour 30 minutes
👥 Serves: 4-5 half-pint jars

📝 About This Recipe

A homemade homage to the iconic British Branston Pickle, this dark, tangy, and crunchy relish is the soul of a classic pub lunch. It features a finely diced medley of root vegetables and fruits simmered in a deeply spiced, malty vinegar reduction. Its signature sweet-and-sour profile and chunky texture make it the indispensable companion for sharp cheddars and crusty breads.

🥗 Ingredients

The Vegetable Base

  • 2 medium Carrots (peeled and finely diced into 1/4-inch cubes)
  • 1 small Rutabaga (Swede) (peeled and finely diced into 1/4-inch cubes)
  • 1 cup Cauliflower (broken into very small, pea-sized florets)
  • 1 large Onion (finely chopped)
  • 1 medium Zucchini (Courgette) (finely diced, seeds removed if very large)
  • 6-8 pieces Gherkins (finely chopped)

The Fruit Elements

  • 1 large Granny Smith Apple (peeled, cored, and finely diced)
  • 1/2 cup Dates (pitted and finely chopped)
  • 1/4 cup Raisins (roughly chopped)

The Spiced Vinegar Sauce

  • 2 cups Malt Vinegar (authentic British style is essential)
  • 1 1/4 cups Dark Brown Sugar (packed)
  • 2 tablespoons Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed)
  • 3 tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce (adds essential savory depth)
  • 1 tablespoon Mustard Seeds (yellow or brown)
  • 1 teaspoon Ground Ginger
  • 1/2 teaspoon Allspice (ground)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper (adjust for desired heat)
  • 1 tablespoon Cornstarch (mixed with 2 tbsp water to create a slurry)
  • 1 teaspoon Salt (or to taste)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. 1

    Begin by meticulously dicing all your vegetables and fruits. The hallmark of a great Branston-style pickle is the uniform, small cubes (roughly 5mm). Take your time here; the texture is the most important part.

  2. 2

    Place the diced carrots, rutabaga, cauliflower, onion, and zucchini into a large, heavy-bottomed stainless steel pot.

  3. 3

    Add the diced apple, chopped dates, and raisins to the pot with the vegetables.

  4. 4

    Pour in 1.5 cups of the malt vinegar (reserving 0.5 cups for later), the lemon juice, and the Worcestershire sauce. Stir well to combine.

  5. 5

    Add the dark brown sugar, mustard seeds, ground ginger, allspice, cayenne pepper, and salt. Stir over medium heat until the sugar has completely dissolved.

  6. 6

    Bring the mixture to a gentle boil, then immediately reduce the heat to low. Cover the pot and let it simmer for about 20 minutes to soften the harder root vegetables.

  7. 7

    Remove the lid and add the finely chopped gherkins. Continue to simmer uncovered for another 40-50 minutes. Stir occasionally to ensure the bottom doesn't scorch as the liquid reduces.

  8. 8

    Watch for the liquid to turn a deep, dark mahogany brown and for the vegetables to become translucent but still retain a slight 'snap' or bite.

  9. 9

    In a small bowl, whisk the cornstarch with the remaining 0.5 cup of malt vinegar until smooth. Slowly pour this slurry into the simmering pot while stirring constantly.

  10. 10

    Simmer for an additional 5 minutes. The sauce should thicken into a glossy, dark syrup that coats the vegetables beautifully.

  11. 11

    Perform a taste test. Adjust the salt or sugar if necessary. The flavor should be sharply acidic, sweet, and intensely savory.

  12. 12

    Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly. Sterilize your glass jars and lids in boiling water or a hot oven.

  13. 13

    Ladle the hot pickle into the sterilized jars, leaving about 1/2 inch of headspace. Seal tightly while still warm.

  14. 14

    For the best flavor development, store the jars in a cool, dark place for at least 2 weeks (ideally 4 weeks) before opening. This allows the harshness of the vinegar to mellow and the spices to meld.

💡 Chef's Tips

Consistency is key: ensure all vegetables are diced to the same small size for an even mouthfeel. Don't skip the dates: they provide the natural pectin and sticky sweetness that defines the authentic sauce. Use a non-reactive pot: malt vinegar is highly acidic and can react with aluminum or unlined copper. If the pickle looks too dry during simmering, add a splash of water or more vinegar to keep the vegetables submerged. Always use sterilized jars: this ensures your preserve stays shelf-stable for up to a year.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Classic Ploughman’s Lunch: Serve with a thick wedge of sharp Cheddar or Stilton, crusty baguette, and cold ham. The Ultimate Toastie: Add a generous spoonful inside a ham and cheese grilled sandwich. With Pork Pies: The acidity perfectly cuts through the richness of a traditional British pork pie or Scotch egg. British Burger Topping: Use it as a relish on a gourmet beef burger for a tangy twist. Pair with a crisp English Ale or a dry hard cider to complement the vinegar notes.