The Ultimate Homemade British Ploughman’s Pickle

🌍 Cuisine: British
🏷️ Category: Side Dishes
⏱️ Prep: 45 minutes
🍳 Cook: 1 hour 15 minutes
👥 Serves: 4 pint jars

📝 About This Recipe

A cornerstone of British culinary heritage, this dark, chunky, and tangy relish is the definitive companion to a sharp cheddar cheese. Our version captures that iconic sweet-and-savory balance using a medley of crunchy root vegetables, dates, and a complex spiced malt vinegar reduction. It is the essential element of a traditional Ploughman’s lunch, offering a sophisticated depth of flavor that only improves with age.

🥗 Ingredients

The Vegetable Base

  • 2 medium Carrots (peeled and finely diced into 0.5cm cubes)
  • 1 small Rutabaga (Swede) (peeled and finely diced into 0.5cm cubes)
  • 1/2 head Cauliflower (cut into tiny, pea-sized florets)
  • 2 medium Small Onions (finely chopped)
  • 1 medium Courgette (Zucchini) (finely diced)
  • 100 g Gherkins (finely chopped)
  • 3 cloves Garlic (minced)

Sweetness and Body

  • 150 g Dried Dates (pitted and finely chopped)
  • 1 large Apple (Granny Smith) (peeled, cored, and finely diced)
  • 250 g Dark Brown Muscovado Sugar (packed)
  • 2 tablespoons Black Treacle (or Molasses) (for deep color and richness)

The Spiced Vinegar Liquid

  • 400 ml Malt Vinegar (traditional British style)
  • 2 tablespoons Lemon Juice (freshly squeezed)
  • 3 tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce (anchovy-free if vegetarian)
  • 1 teaspoon Ground Allspice
  • 1 teaspoon Ground Ginger
  • 1 tablespoon Mustard Seeds (yellow or brown)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper (adjust for heat)
  • 1 tablespoon Cornstarch (mixed with a little water to form a slurry)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. 1

    Begin by meticulously dicing all your vegetables (carrots, rutabaga, onion, courgette, and cauliflower) into very small, uniform cubes, roughly 0.5cm. Consistency is key for the classic Branston texture.

  2. 2

    Place the diced carrots, rutabaga, and cauliflower into a large heavy-based stainless steel pot. Add just enough water to cover and a pinch of salt.

  3. 3

    Bring to a boil, then simmer for 5-7 minutes until the vegetables are slightly softened but still retain a distinct 'crunch' (al dente). Drain thoroughly.

  4. 4

    Return the par-boiled vegetables to the pot and add the finely chopped onions, courgettes, gherkins, apple, and garlic.

  5. 5

    Stir in the chopped dates, dark brown sugar, and black treacle. The treacle is essential for achieving that signature dark, glossy finish.

  6. 6

    Pour in the malt vinegar, lemon juice, and Worcestershire sauce. Stir well to ensure the sugar begins to dissolve.

  7. 7

    Add the spices: allspice, ginger, mustard seeds, and cayenne pepper. Mix thoroughly to distribute the aromatics.

  8. 8

    Set the pot over medium heat and bring the mixture to a gentle simmer, stirring occasionally to prevent the sugar from scorching at the bottom.

  9. 9

    Reduce the heat to low and let the pickle simmer uncovered for about 45-50 minutes. The liquid should reduce and the vegetables should become translucent and dark.

  10. 10

    Taste the mixture. It should be a punchy balance of sweet, sour, and spice. Add a pinch of salt if needed.

  11. 11

    Stir in the cornstarch slurry and cook for another 2-3 minutes. This will transform the thin liquid into a thick, syrupy sauce that coats the vegetables beautifully.

  12. 12

    While the pickle is still hot, spoon it into sterilized glass jars, leaving about 1cm of headspace at the top. Seal immediately with vinegar-proof lids.

  13. 13

    Allow the jars to cool completely at room temperature. For the best flavor, store in a cool, dark place for at least 2 weeks (ideally 4 weeks) to let the flavors mature and mellow.

💡 Chef's Tips

The secret to the perfect texture is the size of the dice; keep them small and uniform so you get a bit of everything in every spoonful. Always use a non-reactive pot (stainless steel or enamel) because the high vinegar content will react with aluminum or copper. If you prefer a smoother 'Small Chunk' style, pulse half the mixture in a food processor briefly before the final thickening step. Don't skip the maturation period; freshly made pickle tastes quite sharp and acidic, but it turns magical after a month in the jar. Ensure your jars are properly sterilized in boiling water or a hot oven to ensure the pickle lasts for up to a year.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Serve a generous dollop alongside a thick wedge of Sharp Extra Mature Cheddar and crusty sourdough bread. Spread inside a classic ham and cheese sandwich to add a zesty crunch. Include it on a charcuterie board with pork pies, Scotch eggs, and pickled onions. Pair with a crisp English Ale or a dry hard cider to complement the vinegar tang. Use as a secret ingredient in a beef stew gravy for an incredible depth of umami flavor.