The Ultimate Artisanal Schinkenplatte: A German Ham & Charcuterie Feast

🌍 Cuisine: German
🏷️ Category: Breakfast & Cold Platters
⏱️ Prep: 25 minutes
🍳 Cook: 0 minutes
👥 Serves: 4 servings

📝 About This Recipe

The Schinkenplatte is the crown jewel of the German 'Brotzeit' tradition, celebrating the country's world-renowned mastery of curing and smoking meats. This platter balances the salty, smoky depths of Black Forest ham with the delicate sweetness of air-dried Westphalian varieties and the sharp tang of traditional pickles. It is a communal masterpiece that turns a simple breakfast or light supper into a rustic, gourmet experience centered around quality craftsmanship.

🥗 Ingredients

The Ham Selection

  • 200 grams Schwarzwälder Schinken (Black Forest Ham) (sliced paper-thin)
  • 150 grams Westfälischer Schinken (Westphalian Ham) (bone-less, air-dried)
  • 150 grams Lachsschinken (Cured Pork Loin) (mildly smoked, with a thin fat rim)
  • 4 thick slices Gekochter Beinschinken (Cooked Bone-in Ham) (high-quality deli style)

Traditional Accompaniments

  • 6-8 pieces Spreewald Gherkins (sliced into fans)
  • 1 bunch Radishes (cleaned and halved)
  • 3 pieces Hard-boiled Eggs (peeled and quartered)
  • 1/2 cup Pearl Onions (pickled)
  • 3 inch piece Fresh Horseradish (for fresh grating)
  • 3 tablespoons Sweet Bavarian Mustard (served in a small ramekin)

The Bread Basket

  • 1 loaf Roggenbrot (Dark Rye Bread) (sliced thick)
  • 4-6 squares Pumpernickel (dense and earthy)
  • 100 grams Cultured German Butter (slightly salted, at room temperature)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. 1

    Select a large wooden board or a slate platter to serve as your canvas; natural materials enhance the rustic aesthetic of a Schinkenplatte.

  2. 2

    Remove all meats from the refrigerator 15 minutes before assembling to allow the fats to soften slightly, which significantly improves the flavor profile.

  3. 3

    Begin with the Black Forest Ham. Instead of laying it flat, gently ruffle or fold each slice into a 'ribbon' shape to create volume and visual interest on the left side of the board.

  4. 4

    Place the Westphalian ham adjacent to the Black Forest ham, rolling each slice into a tight cigar shape to differentiate the textures.

  5. 5

    Shingle the Lachsschinken across the center of the board, overlapping the slices slightly to showcase the beautiful pink meat and white fat edges.

  6. 6

    Cut the cooked Beinschinken into manageable triangles and place them in the remaining open corner of the platter.

  7. 7

    Prepare the gherkins by slicing them lengthwise almost to the end, then gently pressing them to create a fan shape; place these between the meat selections.

  8. 8

    Nestle the quartered hard-boiled eggs and halved radishes into any small gaps to add bright whites and vibrant reds to the platter.

  9. 9

    Fill a small ramekin with the sweet Bavarian mustard and place it directly on the board.

  10. 10

    Peel the fresh horseradish and grate a generous snowy mound of it directly over the cooked ham and Lachsschinken for a sharp, aromatic finish.

  11. 11

    Scatter the pickled pearl onions across the board to provide pops of acidity that cut through the richness of the meats.

  12. 12

    Arrange the sliced rye bread and pumpernickel in a separate basket or on the edge of the board if space permits.

  13. 13

    Using a butter curler or a simple knife, create decorative swirls of the room-temperature butter and place them in a small dish alongside the bread.

  14. 14

    Final Touch: Add a few sprigs of fresh parsley or chives for a burst of green color before serving immediately.

💡 Chef's Tips

Always ask your butcher for 'hauchdünn' (paper-thin) slices for the cured hams; the increased surface area makes the flavor melt on your tongue. If you can't find Westphalian ham, a high-quality Prosciutto di Parma is a suitable substitute, though it lacks the traditional German smoke. Don't skip the fresh horseradish; the jarred version is often too vinegary and lacks the 'heat' that defines this dish. Ensure your butter is high-fat (82% or higher) for that authentic, creamy German mouthfeel. For the best texture, slice the rye bread just before serving so it remains moist and fragrant.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Pair with a crisp German Pilsner or a dry Riesling from the Mosel region to balance the saltiness. Serve with a side of 'Obatzda' (Bavarian cheese spread) for an even heartier platter. A pot of strong, hot coffee is the traditional accompaniment if serving this as a luxurious 'Zweites Frühstück' (second breakfast). Add a few slices of Emmentaler or Bergkäse cheese to transform it into a full 'Brotzeit' meal. Include a small bowl of lard with cracklings (Schmalz) for the most traditional bread-topping experience.