The Ultimate Heirloom Pimento Cheese Spread

🌍 Cuisine: Southern US
🏷️ Category: Appetizers & Starters
⏱️ Prep: 20 minutes
🍳 Cook: 0 minutes
πŸ‘₯ Serves: 8-10 servings

πŸ“ About This Recipe

Often hailed as the 'Caviar of the South,' this iconic spread is a masterclass in balancing sharp, creamy, and tangy flavors. Our version honors tradition by using hand-grated sharp cheddar and high-quality mayonnaise, elevated with a hint of smoky heat and bright aromatics. It is a versatile staple that is equally at home on a sophisticated charcuterie board as it is tucked into a simple white bread sandwich.

πŸ₯— Ingredients

The Cheese Base

  • 8 ounces Extra-Sharp Yellow Cheddar Cheese (block form, hand-grated on the large holes)
  • 8 ounces Sharp White Cheddar Cheese (block form, hand-grated on the large holes)
  • 4 ounces Cream Cheese (softened to room temperature)

The Binding & Aromatics

  • 1/2 cup Duke's Mayonnaise (or high-quality Southern-style mayo)
  • 4 ounces Diced Pimentos (drained well and patted dry)
  • 1 teaspoon Grated Onion (use a microplane for a paste-like consistency)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder

Seasoning & Kick

  • 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce
  • 1/4 teaspoon Smoked Paprika
  • 1/8 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper (adjust to taste for heat)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Kosher Salt (or to taste)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Freshly Cracked Black Pepper
  • 2-3 dashes Hot Sauce (vinegar-based, like Tabasco or Texas Pete)

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

  1. 1

    Begin by hand-grating both the yellow and white cheddar cheeses using the large holes of a box grater. Do not use pre-shredded cheese, as the cellulose coating prevents the spread from achieving its signature creamy texture.

  2. 2

    In a large mixing bowl, add the softened cream cheese. Use a sturdy spatula or a hand mixer on low speed to beat the cream cheese until it is completely smooth and free of lumps.

  3. 3

    Add the mayonnaise, grated onion, garlic powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, Worcestershire sauce, and hot sauce to the cream cheese. Mix until the base is uniform and pale orange.

  4. 4

    Ditch the mixer and switch to a large rubber spatula or a wooden spoon for the remaining steps to maintain the texture of the cheese.

  5. 5

    Fold in the grated yellow and white cheddar cheeses. Work the mixture together until the shredded cheese is thoroughly coated in the dressing.

  6. 6

    Gently fold in the drained and dried pimentos. It is vital they are dry so they don't water down the spread or turn it pink.

  7. 7

    Taste the mixture. Add the kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper as needed, keeping in mind that the flavors will intensify as the cheese sits.

  8. 8

    Transfer the pimento cheese to an airtight container or a glass jar.

  9. 9

    Cover and refrigerate for at least 2 hours, though overnight is preferred. This 'resting' period allows the sharp cheddar to mellow and the spices to permeate the fat of the cheese.

  10. 10

    Before serving, remove the container from the refrigerator and let it sit at room temperature for 15-20 minutes to soften slightly for easier dipping.

πŸ’‘ Chef's Tips

Always grate your own cheese from a block; the texture is vastly superior to the waxy, pre-shredded variety. Ensure your cream cheese is truly room temperature to avoid tiny white lumps in your finished spread. Draining the pimentos is the most important stepβ€”lay them on a paper towel and press firmly to remove all brine. If you prefer a chunkier spread, stir by hand; if you like a smoother 'pub-style' spread, pulse half the mixture in a food processor. For a smoky twist, try using a smoked cheddar for 4 ounces of the total cheese requirement.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Serve as a classic dip with thick-cut celery sticks, radish slices, and buttery crackers like Ritz. Slather it onto white bread with the crusts cut off for traditional Masters-style tea sandwiches. Use it as a decadent topping for a grilled burger or a fried chicken sandwich. Scoop a dollop onto warm, crispy fried green tomatoes for the ultimate Southern appetizer. Pair with a crisp, dry Riesling or a cold pilsner to cut through the richness of the cheddar.