Authentic Afghan Simian: Crispy Spiced Chickpea Noodles

🌍 Cuisine: Afghan
🏷️ Category: Appetizer
⏱️ Prep: 20 minutes
🍳 Cook: 30 minutes
πŸ‘₯ Serves: 6-8 servings

πŸ“ About This Recipe

A beloved staple of Afghan street food culture, Simian is a crunchy, golden snack that delights with its savory depth and warming spices. These hand-extruded noodles are crafted from a seasoned chickpea flour dough, fried to a perfect crisp, and tossed with a signature blend of chili and black salt. Whether enjoyed as a roadside treat in Kabul or served to guests with a hot cup of chai, Simian offers an irresistible texture and a bold flavor profile that is uniquely Afghan.

πŸ₯— Ingredients

The Dough Base

  • 2 cups Besan (Chickpea Flour) (sifted to remove lumps)
  • 1/4 cup Rice Flour (adds extra crispness)
  • 2 tablespoons Vegetable Oil (for the dough texture)
  • 1/2 cup Water (plus more as needed for a stiff dough)

Dough Seasonings

  • 1 teaspoon Salt (fine sea salt)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Turmeric Powder (for a vibrant golden color)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Ajwain Seeds (Carom) (crushed slightly between palms)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Red Chili Powder (Kashmiri or mild)

Post-Frying Spice Mix

  • 1/2 teaspoon Kala Namak (Black Salt) (provides the essential sulfurous tang)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Amchur (Dried Mango Powder) (for a hint of sourness)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper (adjust for heat preference)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Roasted Cumin Powder (freshly ground)

For Frying

  • 3 cups Neutral Vegetable Oil (for deep frying)

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

  1. 1

    In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the sifted chickpea flour, rice flour, turmeric, salt, ajwain seeds, and 1/2 teaspoon of red chili powder until well combined.

  2. 2

    Add 2 tablespoons of oil to the dry mixture and rub it in with your fingertips until the flour resembles coarse breadcrumbs.

  3. 3

    Gradually add water, a tablespoon at a time, kneading continuously until a smooth, stiff, and non-sticky dough forms. It should be firmer than bread dough.

  4. 4

    Cover the dough with a damp cloth and let it rest for 10-15 minutes to allow the chickpea flour to hydrate fully.

  5. 5

    While the dough rests, prepare the post-frying spice mix by combining the black salt, amchur, cayenne, and roasted cumin in a small bowl. Set aside.

  6. 6

    Heat the vegetable oil in a deep heavy-bottomed pan or wok (karahi) over medium heat. The oil is ready when a small piece of dough dropped in sizzles and rises to the surface immediately.

  7. 7

    Lightly grease the inside of a 'Sev Sancha' (noodle press) or a sturdy piping bag fitted with a small round tip. Use the disc with medium-sized holes.

  8. 8

    Place a portion of the dough into the press. Carefully hold the press over the hot oil and turn the handle (or press) in a circular motion to extrude the noodles directly into the oil.

  9. 9

    Do not overcrowd the pan; fry in batches. The noodles will initially cause the oil to foam vigorously.

  10. 10

    Fry for about 1-2 minutes on one side until the bubbles subside significantly, then carefully flip the entire 'nest' of noodles with a slotted spoon.

  11. 11

    Continue frying for another minute until the Simian is golden brown and crisp. Avoid over-browning as chickpea flour can turn bitter.

  12. 12

    Lift the noodles out using a slotted spoon, draining excess oil, and place them on a tray lined with paper towels.

  13. 13

    While the Simian is still hot and slightly oily, sprinkle a generous amount of the prepared spice mix over them. This ensures the spices adhere to the noodles.

  14. 14

    Once cooled completely, gently break the large nests into smaller, bite-sized noodle pieces.

πŸ’‘ Chef's Tips

Ensure the oil temperature stays consistent; if it's too cool, the noodles absorb oil and become greasy; if too hot, they burn before becoming crisp. If you don't have a noodle press, you can use a flat slotted spoon with round holesβ€”press the dough through the holes using the back of a spoon directly into the oil. The rice flour is my secret for a long-lasting crunch; don't skip it! Store the cooled Simian in an airtight container immediately to prevent them from becoming soft due to humidity. Adjust the black salt carefully; it has a very strong flavor that is authentic but can be polarizing for some.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Serve alongside a steaming pot of Afghan Green Tea (Chai-e-Sabz) flavored with cardamom. Mix with fried peanuts, raisins, and dried chickpeas to create a custom Afghan 'Mewa-e-Nawroz' snack mix. Offer as a crunchy topping for 'Aush' (Afghan noodle soup) or 'Mashawa' (bean soup). Serve in small paper cones for an authentic street-food experience at your next gathering. Pair with a side of fresh pomegranate seeds for a sweet and tart contrast to the salty crunch.