Golden Cheddar 'School-Yard' Crackers

🌍 Cuisine: American
🏷️ Category: Kids Meals
⏱️ Prep: 20 minutes
🍳 Cook: 12-15 minutes
👥 Serves: 6-8 servings

📝 About This Recipe

Ditch the store-bought bags for these irresistibly crunchy, buttery, and intensely cheesy homemade goldfish crackers. Crafted with sharp cheddar and a hint of savory spices, these snacks offer a wholesome alternative for the modern bento box without sacrificing that iconic nostalgic flavor. They are the perfect bite-sized addition to any kid's lunch, providing a satisfying snap and a rich, real-cheese finish that parents will love just as much as the little ones.

🥗 Ingredients

The Cracker Base

  • 8 ounces Sharp Cheddar Cheese (cold, freshly grated from a block)
  • 4 tablespoons Unsalted Butter (cold, cut into small cubes)
  • 1 cup All-Purpose Flour (plus extra for dusting)
  • 1 tablespoon Cornstarch (for extra crispness)

Seasoning Blend

  • 3/4 teaspoon Kosher Salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon Onion Powder
  • 1/8 teaspoon Smoked Paprika (for a hint of color and depth)
  • 1/8 teaspoon Turmeric (purely for that classic golden-orange hue)

Liquids

  • 2 tablespoons Ice Cold Water (added one at a time)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. 1

    Grate the cheddar cheese using the fine side of a box grater. It is crucial to use a block of cheese rather than pre-shredded, as the anti-clumping agents in pre-shredded cheese will prevent the dough from binding properly.

  2. 2

    In a food processor, combine the grated cheddar, cubed cold butter, flour, cornstarch, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, and turmeric.

  3. 3

    Pulse the mixture until it resembles coarse crumbs or wet sand. You shouldn't see large chunks of butter or cheese remaining.

  4. 4

    With the processor running on low, drizzle in the first tablespoon of ice water. Pulse a few times, then add the second tablespoon.

  5. 5

    Continue to pulse until the dough begins to clump together into a ball. Do not over-process; stop as soon as it holds when pressed between your fingers.

  6. 6

    Remove the dough from the processor, wrap it tightly in plastic wrap, and flatten it into a disc. Refrigerate for at least 30-45 minutes to allow the gluten to relax and the fats to firm up.

  7. 7

    Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line two large baking sheets with parchment paper or silicone baking mats.

  8. 8

    On a lightly floured surface, roll the chilled dough out to a thickness of about 1/8 inch. If the dough is too thick, the crackers will be chewy; if too thin, they will burn quickly.

  9. 9

    Use a small fish-shaped cookie cutter (or any small geometric cutter) to cut out your crackers. Place them on the prepared baking sheets about 1/2 inch apart.

  10. 10

    Optional: Use a toothpick to poke a small 'eye' into each fish and a spoon edge to create a 'smile' for that authentic look.

  11. 11

    Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges are just barely starting to turn a deeper golden brown. Rotate the pans halfway through for even baking.

  12. 12

    Remove from the oven and let the crackers cool completely on the baking sheet. They will crisp up significantly as they cool.

💡 Chef's Tips

Always use cold ingredients; the cold butter and cheese create steam in the oven, which results in a flaky, crispy texture. Don't skip the turmeric; it provides that iconic 'goldfish' color naturally without the need for artificial dyes. If you don't have a fish cutter, a clean bottle cap or a pizza cutter can be used to make small squares or circles. To ensure maximum crunch, make sure your oven is fully preheated and use a middle rack for consistent heat distribution. Store in an airtight container for up to a week, or freeze the dough for up to 3 months for quick snack sessions later.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Tuck these into a bento box alongside crisp apple slices and celery sticks with peanut butter. Serve in a small bowl with a side of mild tomato soup for a fun 'dipping' lunch experience. Pair with a chilled juice box or a refreshing cucumber-infused water. Mix them with pretzels and dried cranberries to create a custom 'School-Yard' trail mix. Use them as a crunchy topping for a homemade macaroni and cheese bake.