Old-Fashioned Farmhouse Sweet Pickle Relish

🌍 Cuisine: American
🏷️ Category: Dips & Spreads
⏱️ Prep: 45 minutes (plus 4 hours chilling)
🍳 Cook: 15 minutes
πŸ‘₯ Serves: 6 half-pint jars

πŸ“ About This Recipe

This vibrant, emerald-hued relish is the quintessential American condiment, balancing a sharp vinegary tang with a deep, spiced sweetness. Far superior to store-bought versions, this recipe uses a traditional brining method to ensure every morsel of cucumber and pepper remains incredibly crisp. Whether it’s brightening up a backyard barbecue or adding complexity to a sophisticated remoulade, this relish is a pantry staple that captures the essence of summer harvests.

πŸ₯— Ingredients

The Produce Base

  • 4 pounds Kirby or Pickling Cucumbers (finely diced; do not peel)
  • 2 large Yellow Onions (finely diced)
  • 1 large Red Bell Pepper (seeded and finely diced)
  • 1 large Green Bell Pepper (seeded and finely diced)

The Brine & Cure

  • 1/4 cup Pickling Salt (non-iodized to keep brine clear)
  • 2-3 cups Ice Cubes (to keep vegetables crisp during brining)
  • 4 cups Cold Water

The Spiced Syrup

  • 2 cups Apple Cider Vinegar (5% acidity)
  • 3 cups Granulated Sugar
  • 1 tablespoon Mustard Seeds (whole)
  • 1 teaspoon Celery Seeds
  • 1/2 teaspoon Ground Turmeric (for a beautiful golden-green color)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Ground Cloves

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

  1. 1

    Prepare your vegetables by dicing the cucumbers, onions, and bell peppers into uniform 1/8-inch pieces. For the best texture, use a sharp chef's knife rather than a food processor, which can turn the vegetables into mush.

  2. 2

    Place all the diced vegetables into a large non-reactive glass or stainless steel bowl. Sprinkle the 1/4 cup of pickling salt over the top and toss thoroughly to ensure even coating.

  3. 3

    Cover the vegetables with cold water and top with a generous layer of ice cubes. Let the mixture sit at room temperature for at least 3 to 4 hours; this process draws out excess moisture and ensures the relish stays crunchy after cooking.

  4. 4

    After the brining period, drain the vegetables into a fine-mesh colander. Rinse them thoroughly under cold running water to remove the excess salt, then press down firmly with a spatula to squeeze out as much liquid as possible.

  5. 5

    In a large, heavy-bottomed pot, combine the apple cider vinegar, sugar, mustard seeds, celery seeds, turmeric, and ground cloves.

  6. 6

    Bring the vinegar mixture to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring constantly until the sugar has completely dissolved.

  7. 7

    Add the drained vegetable mixture to the boiling syrup. Stir well to combine and bring the entire mixture back to a gentle simmer.

  8. 8

    Reduce the heat to medium-low and simmer uncovered for 10-15 minutes. The vegetables should become slightly translucent but still retain a bit of snap.

  9. 9

    While the relish simmers, prepare your canning jars by washing them in hot soapy water and keeping them warm in a pot of simmering water.

  10. 10

    Using a wide-mouth funnel, ladle the hot relish into the warm jars, leaving exactly 1/2 inch of headspace at the top.

  11. 11

    Run a thin plastic spatula or bubble-remover tool around the inside of the jars to release any trapped air bubbles.

  12. 12

    Wipe the rims of the jars with a clean, damp paper towel to remove any sticky residue. Center the lids on the jars and screw the bands on until they are fingertip tight.

  13. 13

    Process the jars in a boiling water bath canner for 10 minutes (adjusting for altitude if necessary). Remove the jars and place them on a towel-lined counter to cool undisturbed for 24 hours.

  14. 14

    Check the seals; the lids should be curved downward. Store in a cool, dark place for at least 2 weeks before opening to allow the flavors to fully develop.

πŸ’‘ Chef's Tips

Use only pickling salt; table salt contains anti-caking agents that will make your relish cloudy. If you prefer a spicy kick, add two finely minced jalapeΓ±os (seeds removed) to the vegetable mix. Don't skip the icing step; the cold temperature combined with salt is the secret to a professional 'crunch'. Always use 5% acidity vinegar to ensure the relish is safe for long-term shelf storage. If the relish seems too liquidy after simmering, you can simmer it for an extra 5 minutes, but be careful not to overcook the vegetables.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Stir into mayonnaise with a dash of lemon juice to create a world-class Tartar Sauce for fried fish. Heaping spoonfuls over a grilled Wagyu beef hot dog with spicy brown mustard. Fold into your favorite deviled egg filling for a classic Southern-style appetizer. Mix into a cold potato salad or macaroni salad to provide a necessary acidic balance to the creamy dressing. Serve alongside a sharp cheddar cheese board as a sweet-and-sour palate cleanser.