Old-Fashioned Heirloom Sweet Pickle Relish

🌍 Cuisine: American
🏷️ Category: Condiments & Sauces
⏱️ Prep: 45 minutes
🍳 Cook: 15 minutes
πŸ‘₯ Serves: 6 half-pint jars

πŸ“ About This Recipe

This vibrant, emerald-hued relish is the quintessential balance of crisp garden vegetables, aromatic spices, and a tangy-sweet brine. Unlike store-bought versions, this recipe uses a traditional brining technique to draw out moisture, ensuring every tiny cube of cucumber maintains a satisfying crunch. It is an indispensable pantry staple that elevates simple backyard favorites into gourmet experiences with its bright, nostalgic flavor profile.

πŸ₯— Ingredients

The Vegetable Base

  • 4 pounds English or Pickling Cucumbers (unpeeled, seeds removed, and finely diced)
  • 2 large Yellow Onions (finely minced)
  • 1 large Red Bell Pepper (seeded and finely diced for color)
  • 1 large Green Bell Pepper (seeded and finely diced)
  • 1/4 cup Pickling Salt (non-iodized to keep the brine clear)
  • 4 cups Ice Water (to submerge the vegetables)

The Sweet & Spiced Brine

  • 2 cups Apple Cider Vinegar (at least 5% acidity)
  • 3 cups Granulated Sugar (adjust slightly for desired sweetness)
  • 1 tablespoon Celery Seed (whole)
  • 1 tablespoon Mustard Seed (yellow or brown)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Ground Turmeric (for that classic golden glow)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Ground Cloves (adds a subtle warm depth)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Red Pepper Flakes (optional, for a tiny hint of heat)

πŸ‘¨β€πŸ³ Instructions

  1. 1

    Prepare your vegetables by dicing the cucumbers, onions, and bell peppers into uniform 1/8-inch pieces. For the best texture, use a sharp chef's knife rather than a food processor, which can turn them into mush.

  2. 2

    Place the diced vegetables in a large glass or stainless steel bowl. Sprinkle the pickling salt over the mixture and toss thoroughly to coat.

  3. 3

    Cover the vegetables with cold water and a layer of ice cubes. Let the mixture sit for at least 3 hours (or overnight in the refrigerator). This crucial step draws out excess water, ensuring the final relish is crunchy rather than soggy.

  4. 4

    After soaking, drain the vegetables into a fine-mesh colander. Rinse them thoroughly under cold running water to remove the excess salt.

  5. 5

    Press firmly on the vegetables or wrap them in a clean kitchen towel and squeeze to extract as much liquid as possible. Set the dry vegetables aside.

  6. 6

    In a large, heavy-bottomed non-reactive pot (like stainless steel or enamel-coated cast iron), combine the apple cider vinegar, sugar, celery seed, mustard seed, turmeric, cloves, and pepper flakes.

  7. 7

    Bring the brine mixture to a boil over medium-high heat, stirring constantly until the sugar has completely dissolved.

  8. 8

    Add the drained vegetable mixture to the boiling brine. Stir well to incorporate.

  9. 9

    Return the mixture to a boil, then immediately reduce the heat to medium-low. Simmer uncovered for 10-15 minutes, or until the vegetables have absorbed the flavors and the liquid has slightly thickened.

  10. 10

    While the relish simmers, prepare your canning jars and lids by sterilizing them in boiling water for 10 minutes.

  11. 11

    Ladle the hot relish into the sterilized jars, leaving about 1/2 inch of headspace at the top.

  12. 12

    Run a thin spatula or bubble remover tool around the inside of the jars to release any trapped air bubbles.

  13. 13

    Wipe the rims of the jars with a clean, damp cloth to ensure a proper seal. Place the lids on and screw the bands until they are fingertip tight.

  14. 14

    Process the jars in a boiling water bath for 10 minutes (adjust for altitude if necessary). Remove and let cool undisturbed for 24 hours.

  15. 15

    Check the seals; the lids should not bounce back when pressed. Store in a cool, dark place for at least 2 weeks before opening to allow the flavors to fully mature.

πŸ’‘ Chef's Tips

Use pickling salt specifically, as table salt contains anti-caking agents that can make your brine cloudy. If you prefer a thicker relish, you can mix 1 tablespoon of cornstarch with a little vinegar and stir it in during the last 5 minutes of simmering. Ensure you remove the seeds from the cucumbers, as they contain too much moisture and can make the relish watery. For a 'Zesty' version, add a finely minced jalapeΓ±o (seeds removed) to the vegetable mix. Always use non-reactive pots and utensils (stainless steel, glass, or wood) to prevent a metallic taste when working with vinegar.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

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