The Ultimate Liquid Gold: Homemade Artisanal Cheez Whiz

🌍 Cuisine: American
🏷️ Category: Dips & Spreads
⏱️ Prep: 10 minutes
🍳 Cook: 15 minutes
👥 Serves: Makes about 3 cups

📝 About This Recipe

Unlock the nostalgia of the classic American stadium snack with this elevated, silky-smooth cheese sauce that puts the store-bought jar to shame. By combining sharp cheddar with aromatic spices and a touch of cream cheese, we achieve that iconic neon glow and velvety texture without the heavy preservatives. It’s the perfect balance of salty, tangy, and savory—a true culinary 'guilty pleasure' reimagined for the gourmet home kitchen.

🥗 Ingredients

The Cheese Base

  • 8 ounces Sharp Cheddar Cheese (freshly grated from a block, do not use pre-shredded)
  • 4 ounces Cream Cheese (cubed and at room temperature)
  • 4 ounces American Cheese (from the deli counter, chopped into small pieces)

The Liquid Emulsion

  • 1 cup Whole Milk (room temperature)
  • 1/2 cup Evaporated Milk (adds richness and stability)
  • 2 tablespoons Unsalted Butter (high quality)

Seasonings and Aromatics

  • 1/2 teaspoon Mustard Powder (for a subtle tang)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Garlic Powder
  • 1/4 teaspoon Onion Powder
  • 1/8 teaspoon Turmeric (primarily for that iconic golden color)
  • 1/4 teaspoon Smoked Paprika (for a hint of depth)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Kosher Salt (adjust to taste)
  • 1/2 teaspoon Worcestershire Sauce (the secret umami booster)

👨‍🍳 Instructions

  1. 1

    Begin by grating your sharp cheddar cheese by hand. Avoid pre-shredded bags as the cornstarch coating prevents a perfectly smooth melt.

  2. 2

    In a medium heavy-bottomed saucepan, melt the 2 tablespoons of butter over medium-low heat until bubbling slightly.

  3. 3

    Whisk in the whole milk and evaporated milk. Bring the mixture to a very gentle simmer, ensuring it does not reach a rolling boil.

  4. 4

    Lower the heat to the lowest setting. This is crucial to prevent the cheese from 'breaking' or becoming oily.

  5. 5

    Add the cubed cream cheese to the warm milk. Whisk constantly until the cream cheese is fully incorporated and the liquid is white and opaque.

  6. 6

    Stir in the mustard powder, garlic powder, onion powder, turmeric, smoked paprika, and salt. The liquid should turn a pale yellow.

  7. 7

    Add the Worcestershire sauce and whisk to combine. This provides the 'vintage' flavor profile associated with the original spread.

  8. 8

    Begin adding the chopped American cheese one handful at a time, whisking until melted before adding the next batch.

  9. 9

    Gradually add the grated sharp cheddar. Switch to a silicone spatula and stir in a figure-eight motion until the sauce is completely smooth and glossy.

  10. 10

    Continue to cook on low for another 2-3 minutes, stirring frequently, until the sauce coats the back of a spoon thickly.

  11. 11

    Taste the sauce. If you want more tang, add a tiny splash of white vinegar or lemon juice; if it's too thick, whisk in a tablespoon of warm milk.

  12. 12

    Remove from heat. The sauce will thicken significantly as it cools, achieving that spreadable 'Whiz' consistency.

💡 Chef's Tips

Never let the sauce boil once the cheese is added, or the proteins will clump and become grainy. Use high-quality deli American cheese rather than 'singles' for a cleaner flavor and better melt. If the sauce separates, whisk in a teaspoon of warm water or milk vigorously to re-emulsify the fats. Store leftovers in a glass jar in the fridge for up to 7 days; reheat gently in a double boiler or microwave in 15-second intervals. For a spicier kick, stir in a tablespoon of diced pickled jalapeños and a splash of their brine at the very end.

🍽️ Serving Suggestions

Classic Philly Cheesesteaks: Drizzle generously over thinly sliced ribeye and sautéed onions on a hoagie roll. Game Day Nachos: Pour over thick-cut tortilla chips with black beans, salsa, and sour cream. Soft Pretzel Dip: Serve warm in a bowl alongside toasted, salted Bavarian pretzels. Broccoli Side Dish: Elevate steamed broccoli or cauliflower by smothering it in this liquid gold to entice even the pickiest eaters. Loaded Fries: Top crispy golden french fries with the sauce, crumbled bacon, and fresh chives.